Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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