we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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