i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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