is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im holly from the hills drunk
pop tarts are not kleenex
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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