fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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