would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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