I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
