would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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