If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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