How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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