Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
