This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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