Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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