I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The adults are the big ones right?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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