Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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