Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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