Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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