One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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