Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
