Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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