i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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