do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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