I bet he comes in French.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How external is "for external use only"?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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