Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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