I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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