Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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