just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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