Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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