I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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