hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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