Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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