Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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