Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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