So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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