Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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