im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
