nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
last night I used snow as a chaser
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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