I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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