"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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