Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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