i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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