please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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