I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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