i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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