Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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