So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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