Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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