she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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