forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Houston, we have a squirter
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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