Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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