Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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