I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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