Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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